Petition to Legalize Crystal Meth

Should Crystal Meth be Legal? Not just no - but, HELL No.

There is actually a petition online saying crystal meth should be legalized. Granted there are all kinds of ridiculous petition’s online, but this one really irks me.

Here is the petition text along with my two cents:

There’s no rational reason to why people hate meth. If you hate it, you prolly have been brainwashed by the government controlled massmedia. There’s a conspiracy behind that, sometimes I see their black copters and narcs trying to find out…
ANYWAY

There is no reason for people to hate meth? Hmm I guess I was brainwashed by the government when meth addiction destroyed my family life, took our home, jobs, friends, family - everything.

Black copters eh? Sounds like someone has been up a few too many days. When you peel back the tin foil on your windows do you also see UFO’s?

1st) Meth is not toxic, compared to alcohol.
Contrary to popular belief it isn’t a mix of lye and battery acid (those 2 chemicals cancels each other out anyway, LOLZ). It’s just a energized version of cough medication. It’s also prescribed to kids as young as 3yrs old for ADD. Would they give lye+acid+crap to OUR CHILDREN!? No! It’s just that meth is pure as CRYSTAL, lol.

LOLZ!!! OMG LMAO WTF? - Dude, meth’s toxicity is beyond your comprehension at this point; you see, when you are using it your sick mind thinks “It’s OK, it won’t hurt me”. Compared to meth, alcohol is kool-aid. I’m not minimizing alcohol addiction either, but the effects of meth on the brain are far more reaching and long lasting.

Coming from a person who says LOLZ - I have a hard time believing you know anything about how meth is made. Copying and pasting from forums doesn’t count either.

Kids with ADD have been given methylphenidate which alot of people may know as Ritalin. Personally, I would not gve this to my child, but to be fair, I don’t have a child with ADD. The FDA has approved thousands of medications which have been proven to have harmful and addictive side effects. So to answer your question, Yes, “they” would allow children to take this if they thought the benefit outweighed the risks in helping a child with a debilitating disorder. Note however that the government has labeled methylphenidate a Schedule II controlled substance, meaning it is highly addictive.

2nd) Meth is natural for the brain, a supplement.
It’s a cousin of adrenalin, just longer lasting and feel better. It’s a relief from the condition called “sleep”, it makes you productive, fun, etc. It also stimulate your brain cells, making you smarter and able to process more data.
For example I can build a microwave out of recuperated random electronic parts!!!!!

Meth is NOT natural. Natural, by definition would mean it were already manufactured by the brain. Meth is a chemical that causes the brain to release dopamine in mass quantities. And while dopamine is loosely related to adrenaline, the damage done inside the brain with continued meth use can leave a user feeling ultra depressed and hopeless - why? Because the receptors inside the brain become desensitized and no longer react to a normal dose of dopamine. This causes a vicious cycle of addiction.

3rd) Tweakers are nice: Don’t be disrespectin’ us.
I’m not anti-social. Actually I’m very talkative and I can have a long conversation with anyone. I can also explain you how the universe works or how to fix society. Nice huh?
People who give a bad image to meth should not be able to buy this beautiful crystal again.

I have no doubts that tweekers are nice. I know alot of them and they are good, nice people. Addiction happens to “nice people” all day, every day.

I’m tired of those pigs following me around. This is harassment. You’re against harassment, RIGHT!? Join the Beautiful Crystal Cause. Thank you.

NOTE: I’m not condoning the use of illegal substance, nor do I use them. I just want the good for society: legal OTC meth and govt approved meth kits.

This petition is condoning the use of meth which is an illegal substance. If you want what’s good for society it wouldn’t be making meth legal, that’s for sure. Or maybe you want your friends and family walking around like zombies on meth - ganking your stuff for a fix.

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      Hey chick,

      I think it's pretty obvious that this person is not quite all there when making their arguments (the "copter" comment should be enough). I do think that there are arguments for the legalization of many drugs, including the fact that inflated drug prices, drug impurities, and drug-dealing-related violence are some of the most costly aspects of addiction in society.
      However, I would not argue that meth is not toxic (though it's relative toxicity to alcohol can be debated at length as they harm different parts of the body), nor that it is natural.
      I'll give you this though: The tweaker who stayed up late on his 4th night up to put together that petition is resourceful, even if they need a little more schooling on matters of vocabulary ;-)

      all the best,
      Dr. Psych
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      Lest ye forget the amount of people in prison on drug charges and nothing more. I am not sure what the answer is, but legalizing something as destructive as meth would do society no good. Do you think people could use meth like alcohol in moderation? Most people that drink alcohol, do so responsibly I would assume - but meth is a whole different beast. I've not met one person who has stated they used meth recreationally who didn't turn to a zombie within months. With all of that said however, I do think something needs to be done about the amount of people in prison due to a drug addiction.
      As always, thanks for your two cents Dr. Psych - always a pleasure.
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      They might as well have said "Meth is good. Meth is great. I'm HIGH ON METH RIGHT NOW!" Thats basically all I got out of it. Morons.
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      I have a very hard time believing that petition is not written in jest, by some smartass who wants to get a rise out of others. In fact, reading between the lines, I get a sense he or she is making fun at meth heads who think they get some beneficial attribute from the drug. Re: the comment "I can also explain you how the universe works or how to fix society. Nice huh?"

      As to the argument about meth being anything close to "natural," as a former user I can attest to the fact that the taste and smell of it demonstrate otherwise. Even tweaked out, I would ask myself, "WHy in the hell are you putting this poison in your body?" It seemed ludicrous even at the time.

      I am so glad I somehow have overcome this nightmare that is tina. And I can still rub my two brain cells together and come out ok, and even hold a great job, stay in a committed partnership, and find new non-drug-related interests.
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      haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahaha
      i read this during my neurology class.... holy god i hope that girl has some sort of brain damage
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      I got sucked into doing meth when i was 21 and continued to get high for about a year and a half after until i picked up a criminal case for stealing, me and my wife split up, i lost my job and i was living in my car for 3 months prior to my arrest.. In my opinion, meth does make you way sharper, way more focused, super confident, witty, but..... those benefits are extremely short lived and once you realize your not getting the benefits, you find yourself with the worst addiction ever... i wish i never tried it. Don't make the mistake of thinking you can try it once. you will regret that for the rest of your life.
     
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